虽然是水帖，评论的也必须保持队形啊，每人至少分享一条 "blue joke"~
boyfriend wants to have sex with his girlfriend,but ashamed of his small organ...decided to bring girlfriend in dark place,open his ziper and put penis in GF’s hand...GF:no thanks ,i don’t smoke!
Q:what is the strongest muscle?
A:the tongue—it can raise a woman’s hips.
Q:what is the lightest muscle?
A:the penis—it can be raised by a tongue.
salesgirl:excuse me sir,you can not smoke here...
customer:but I bought this cigarettes from your store..
salesgirl:sir we also sell condoms,but it doesn’t mean you can fuck here.
Do u know why guys fart louder? Because in between his legs, there is 1 microphone & 2 speakers.
A man ask doc. how to live longer?
Doc ask him :U Smoke?
Ans : No
U play mahjong?
U like sex
Then U want to live so long 4 what?