水一帖,收集来源于曾经常年混迹的天涯猫扑等论坛。
虽然是水帖,评论的也必须保持队形啊,每人至少分享一条 "blue joke"~


  1. boyfriend wants to have sex with his girlfriend,but ashamed of his small organ...decided to bring girlfriend in dark place,open his ziper and put penis in GF’s hand...GF:no thanks ,i don’t smoke!

  2. Q:what is the strongest muscle?
    A:the tongue—it can raise a woman’s hips.
    Q:what is the lightest muscle?
    A:the penis—it can be raised by a tongue.

  3. salesgirl:excuse me sir,you can not smoke here...
    customer:but I bought this cigarettes from your store..
    salesgirl:sir we also sell condoms,but it doesn’t mean you can fuck here.

  4. Do u know why guys fart louder? Because in between his legs, there is 1 microphone & 2 speakers.

  5. A man ask doc. how to live longer?
    Doc ask him :U Smoke?
    Ans : No
    U drink?
    Ans No.
    U play mahjong?
    Ans No
    U like sex
    Ans No.
    Then U want to live so long 4 what?